There are two kinds of people in this world…
People that know what is a Collaborative Fiction thread and…
people who just don’t know any better.
But this story is not about them… it’s about a small and funny creature that lives in each of us that is called
an unselfish smiling elf, and he always smiles deep inside…
So one day happened, what I would call, a very amusing thing, one of this elfes
decided that since he looked like a common cat, he needed a new name…
And because his previous name was based on his behavior he decided to change it.
So thinking to himself, and knowing that he was a jolly guy, he changed his name to…
- What a shitty name!
The nasty voice sounded right behind his left ear.
The elf turned quickly just to notice a dark flickering shadow that suddenly disappeared. - Who is here?!!
“Who is it? Why are you here?” The questions were raised again, but still no response.
Happy Jack was in the dark and he was not amused…
“Who am I? Doesn’t really matter” - said the voice in the dark.
“The question is”
“Did you know that a once famous rock band wrote a song about you, and thought nothing of it, Happy Jack? Did you happen to know that one of the members of the band played guitar, quite well actually and sings too? Answer the question please. Then we will talk some more, about the universe and special things, things about your past.” The little voice spoke eerily, almost mystically, yet like he was gargling with some pretty green and tasty mouthwash while he spoke…
" are you kidding ? …