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More Puns

Postby SantaClaws » Feb 28, 2017 4:42 pm

An animal rights activist was speaking at a demonstration when suddenly someone threw a bottle of omega 3 supplements at her. Luckily, her injuries were only super fish oil. - :roll:

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Re: More Puns

Postby approvalbunny » Feb 28, 2017 8:42 pm

That was totally uncalled for, if you ask me. If anyone else thinks so, please let minnow. -- :-x

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Postby approvalbunny » Mar 1, 2017 9:24 pm

:iroc: :albino: -- "Now this is what I call RABBIT TRANSIT!"

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Postby fooge » Mar 7, 2017 3:15 pm

I don't carrot all for these puns. -- :roll:

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Re: More Puns

Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 9:03 am

Stop raisin cane, they're naturally sweet already.

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Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 9:15 am

If I had a lime for everytime someone said that, they'd be green with envy.

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Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 9:25 am

What do you call a gourd that gets run over by a convertible? Summer squash.

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Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 9:36 am

How do you spell mushroom backwards? Shiitake.

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Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 9:50 am

What happened after you pulled my finger? Bean there, done that.

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Re: More Puns

Postby expialidocious » Mar 14, 2018 10:42 am

Now water we going to do to break the ice?

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Re: More Puns

Postby approvalbunny » Mar 14, 2018 4:53 pm

:lol:

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Re: More Puns

Postby expialidocious » Mar 24, 2018 9:39 am

Knock, knock...
Who's there...
Olive...
Olive who...
I love you too.


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