Vegan joke!

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Vegan joke!

Postby crystalrojan » Nov 4, 2009 8:15 am

A vegan guy is shopping at Whole Foods and takes his little canvas tote bag to the checkout, where an attractive check-out girl rings up his purchases.

She notices that his shopping consists of: one apple, one orange, one cereal bar, one container of tofu, one can of V8, and a small loaf of bread.

She looks up at him and asks: "Are you by any chance single?"

Vegan guy can't believe his luck and, thinking he's 'in', smiles back and replies: "Why, yes! Actually, I am single! What makes you think that?"

She responds: "'Cos you're fucking ugly!" Ha ha!

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby AndyBa » Dec 3, 2009 9:01 pm

This joke might be offensive to some, but it's funny. :lol:

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby PammZer » Jul 6, 2010 6:48 am

I don't like this kind of joke. Someone must be offended if they read it. I know its funny but not all who will read it will laugh or something. This is joke is insulting.

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby MuskokaVegetarian » Jul 28, 2010 4:05 pm

How is that funny sorry :S

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby sharonlevi80 » Oct 9, 2011 12:49 pm

you got me there !!
thanks for it, i will sure pass it on :)

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby mandisclark » Jan 3, 2012 7:59 am

Very nice....

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby Hasold » Oct 13, 2012 10:59 am

Yeap, good joke) but it's right, it can offensive to smb)

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Re: Vegan joke!

Postby nasirul » Oct 21, 2012 6:37 am

Hasold wrote:Yeap, good joke) but it's right, it can offensive to smb)


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