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Vegan Talk Topic - Why are you vegan?

 
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Sergio
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Joined: 24 May 2001
Posts: 227
Posted: May 30, 2001 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
By Peter Nagy, Slovak Republic
For the sake of not to feel offended or bored with the same questions and jokes, learn to give surprising answers to the question of why you are vegan:
"It was my grandmother's last wish on her death-bed."
"All people are vegan. Some just eat animal products still."
"I want to get into Guinness' Records Book with the lowest cholesterol level."
"My doc advised me to eat this diet in order to live with this bottle of vodka and 60 cigarettes daily, you know."
"I tried to force my dog not to beg at every meal. And I got used to this diet."
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Djedhi
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Joined: 13 Jun 2001
Posts: 3
Location: Calgary
Posted: Jun 13, 2001 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
"I am not vegan because I love animals, it's because I HATE plants" hehe
just something my friend told me
Alistar
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Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 108
Posted: Feb 19, 2005 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because I'm a zoophile!!! tongue2

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GreenBro
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Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Posts: 183
Posted: Feb 8, 2007 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Because I'm a zoophile!!!
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